When my nephew tells me he wants to be a dinosaur fighting ninja when he grows up
If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.
That’s wassup dude.
Does anyone remember this, though? LOL
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JAY-Z & Lil’ Kim
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When you meet someone equally as weird as you
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fine, send me nudes, see if I care
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You want my password? Have it. You wanna look through my phone? Go ahead. You wanna stay in and cuddle? I’m there. You don’t like that nigga? I won’t talk to him. You don’t like it when guys post on my wall? I’ll erase them. I’ll stay faithful to you 100% I got nothing to hide from you. But I expect the same 100% back.
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“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.” - My first tattoo! ♥
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